What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:23

Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
What was your best revenge story?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.